A decent lunch or FFXII?

Hmmmmmm...

I look like some sorta drug addict with all these needle marks in my arm.

Sorry, Ali.

Also I am apparently not allergic to cats. Which is pretty wacky! I am, in actuality, allergic to.. dogs. Which is funny 'cause when I got tested when I was real little it was the opposite, if I remember correctly.

So does this mean that all this time cats have bothered me only because I thought I was allergic to cats? Or were they really dogs in disguise?

You know you're a college student when dinner consists of mushrooms and popcorn. What? They're vegetables, so they're healthy, right?

(regarding the mushrooms, I ate all the caps off them and then briefly pondered putting the stems back in the fridge for whatever poor shmuck decides to have a salad next, but eventually decided they'd know it was me who did it.)